B-BYE

I recently posted a new status update on FACEBOOK and in the 3 years I have been addicted to, I mean a member, I have NEVER had such a huge reaction to something I have put up. Over 50 people commented on or ‘liked’ it so it obviously stuck a nerve. I vented about parents calling me for jobs for their kids. It is THE most annoying thing I deal with when I’m hiring. In case you are wondering, parents calling me about something their kid was disciplined for during the summer or informing me she (it’s usually the mommies) doesn’t like the way we are doing something, is the most annoying thing when we are open!! ‘I am sorry Mrs. Smith but because of privacy laws I am not allowed to discuss that with you. Have a great day’ - CLICK :)

I have always thought of myself as a patient person. I know there is no way I could work with the age group I work with and not be patient. I often share stories with my sister about things people say to me and almost every time she follows it with ‘Thank God it is you and not me doing that job’. I love telling her the stories about the parents calling me because the reaction is ALWAYS legendary. The best response she gives me after I tell her one of those ‘interfering parent stories is....’ ‘SANNNNDDDDYYYYY why do you tell me things like that?’ in a very annoyed ascending pitch voice. It almost sounds like she is going to burst into tears - HILARIOUS. Let’s face it the only reason I tell her about those things is purely for the reaction.

The last 18 or so years have absolutely flown by and a couple of years ago one of my friends who I worked with at Cleves called me and asked my how her son should go about applying. My first thought was that I couldn’t possibly hire an 8 year old, my second thought was that it was time to retire, I wasn’t ready to have my friend’s kids working here!! Honestly, her calling me didn’t annoy me at all because I knew her son and he was was a great kid AND I knew that not hiring him could easily mean that some of the stories about the fun we had when we worked here might get out and I couldn’t have that. I told her to have her kid send me a resume and he was hired. I am only human - therefore bribable!!!

I do not have kids of my own so can’t really say how I would parent but I am pretty sure I can tell you how I wouldn’t. I really think doing everything for your kids after a certain age is just setting them up for failure later in life. The kids working in this generation are the ones that get trophies just for showing up. When I was a kid, you had to win to get a trophy and what is wrong with that? I am sure some of the kids that have worked here in the past have thought they should be getting special mention for just showing up for work. I said that to somebody not long ago and she told me she called it ‘Helicopter Parenting’. That is a good one but I think we should take it a step further and call it ‘Submarine Parenting!!’

I could easily sit here and recite phone call after phone call replaying conversations that seem to happen a few times a week this time of year. The following is a fairly accurate re-enactment of an call I got about 7 years ago.

‘Good Morning Sandy Speaking’ ‘Good Morning Sandy, It’s Msssss. Buffy Wallingford an Executive VP here at Scotia McLeod calling.’ (it is important to know that she sounded like she was clenching her teeth when she spoke to me) ‘Hi Buffy what can I do for you (knowing a) calling her by her first name would annoy the crap out of her and b) exactly what I could do for her)’ ‘My 18 year old son Stevie is looking for a summer job and I thought Clevelands House would be the perfect fit for him. He is finishing his last year at Upper Canada College here in the centre of Toronto (duh) and he is heading off to university in the fall. He is a prefect, on the debate team, plays several sports for the school and is a born leader. What sort of position are you able to offer him? I would like him to work in Muskoka for the summer’ Now I am not normally like this but I couldn’t resist..... ‘Buffy, if Stevie is old enough to work at Cleves for the summer and has all of these great qualities, surely he is old enough to call for himself’ ‘Well Sandy I just thought I would call for him as he is in school 9-3 and really doesn’t have the time to call you himself’ ‘I work Monday - Friday 9 - 5 this time of year, I am sure like every other kid who calls me, he can find the time perhaps on lunch or after class...B-BYE’