Here’s to hallsitting
On a Monday night
When everyone’s partying
Or starting a fight
When everyone’s making out
And fooling around on the bus
When Danny tries his best
To prevent a big fuss
Here’s to hallsitting
One important role
You surf the web in a hall
And get 12 dollars whole
Here’s to wasting a chance
And to missing a night
With the guy that you loved
Who’s with someone else tonight
Here’s to peeing in pants
And crying in cribs
Here’s to staying up late
And to changing bibs
Actually now that we talk
And think about it a bit
A bar night’s no different
Than watching these kids
We act stupid and silly
While we ride in a bus
We need adults to watch out
And supervise us
We need people to care
Someone to love us
Today it’s Jim or Andy
It’s no big deal or fuss
And when it’s all over
And when it’s all done
We need someone to wake us up
And to work we run
So remember my kids
The new crew at Cleve’s
Don’t get too attached
And kiss him when he leaves
Tell him you love him
And you will until noon
When you’ll see someone better
It always ends soon!!!
